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19 December 2006
Bumper Stickers you’d LIKE to see. . .
1/20/09: End of an Error
That's OK; I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties Anyway
Let's Fix Democracy in This Country First
If You Want a Nation Ruled By Religion, Move to Iran
Bush. Like a Rock. Only Dumber.
If You Can Read This, You're Not Our President
Hey, Bush Supporters: Embarrassed Yet?
George Bush: Creating the Terrorists Our Kids Will Have to Fight
America: One Nation, Under Surveillance
They Call Him "W" So He Can Spell It
Whose God Do You Kill For?
Cheney/Satan '08
Jail to the Chief
No, Seriously, Why Did We Invade Iraq?
Bush: God's Way of Proving Intelligent Design is Full of Crap
Bad President! No Banana.
We Need a President Who's Fluent In At Least One Language
We're Making Enemies Faster than We Can Kill Them
Is It Vietnam Yet?
Bush Doesn't Care About White People, Either
Where Are We Going? And Why Are We In This Handbasket?
You Elected Him. You Deserve Him.
Impeach Cheney First
Dubya, Your Dad Shoulda' Pulled Out, Too
When Bush Took Office, Gas Was $1.46
Pray For Impeachment
The Republican Party: Our Bridge to the 11th Century
What Part of "Bush Lied" Don't You Understand?
One Nation Under Clod
2004: Embarrassed
2005: Horrified
2006: Terrified
Bush Never Exhaled
At Least Nixon Resigned
Are We Kinder and Gentler Yet? ¶ 10:05 AM 0 comments
That's OK; I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties Anyway
Let's Fix Democracy in This Country First
If You Want a Nation Ruled By Religion, Move to Iran
Bush. Like a Rock. Only Dumber.
If You Can Read This, You're Not Our President
Hey, Bush Supporters: Embarrassed Yet?
George Bush: Creating the Terrorists Our Kids Will Have to Fight
America: One Nation, Under Surveillance
They Call Him "W" So He Can Spell It
Whose God Do You Kill For?
Cheney/Satan '08
Jail to the Chief
No, Seriously, Why Did We Invade Iraq?
Bush: God's Way of Proving Intelligent Design is Full of Crap
Bad President! No Banana.
We Need a President Who's Fluent In At Least One Language
We're Making Enemies Faster than We Can Kill Them
Is It Vietnam Yet?
Bush Doesn't Care About White People, Either
Where Are We Going? And Why Are We In This Handbasket?
You Elected Him. You Deserve Him.
Impeach Cheney First
Dubya, Your Dad Shoulda' Pulled Out, Too
When Bush Took Office, Gas Was $1.46
Pray For Impeachment
The Republican Party: Our Bridge to the 11th Century
What Part of "Bush Lied" Don't You Understand?
One Nation Under Clod
2004: Embarrassed
2005: Horrified
2006: Terrified
Bush Never Exhaled
At Least Nixon Resigned
Are We Kinder and Gentler Yet? ¶ 10:05 AM 0 comments
18 December 2006
Who is it?
Given that Al Gore has no job, he decided to take a sightseeing vacation
to Europe. While visiting Europe, he is invited to tea with the Queen.
He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to
surround herself with intelligent people. He asks how she knows if
they're intelligent. "I do so by asking them the right questions," says
the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate."
She phones Toni Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this
question: Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this
child is not your brother or sister. Who is it? Tony Blair responds,
"It's me, ma'am."
"Correct. Thank you and goodbye, sir," says the Queen. She hangs up
and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Gore?"
"Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"
Upon returning home, he decides he'd better put some of his old friends
to the test. He calls Bill Clinton and says, "Hi, Bill, I wonder if you
can answer a question for me."
"Why, of course, Al. What's on your mind?"
"Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this
child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?" Clinton hems and haws
and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?"
Gore agrees and Clinton hangs up.
Clinton immediately calls members of his old staff, and they puzzle over
the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer.
Finally, in desperation, Clinton calls Colin Powell at the State
Department and explains his problem. "Now look here, your mother has a
child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother
or sister. Who is it?" Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of
course, you idiot."
Much relieved, Clinton rushes back to call Gore and exclaims. "I know
the answer Al! I know who it is! It's Colin Powell!!
And Gore replies in disgust, "Wrong, it's Tony Blair."
to Europe. While visiting Europe, he is invited to tea with the Queen.
He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to
surround herself with intelligent people. He asks how she knows if
they're intelligent. "I do so by asking them the right questions," says
the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate."
She phones Toni Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this
question: Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this
child is not your brother or sister. Who is it? Tony Blair responds,
"It's me, ma'am."
"Correct. Thank you and goodbye, sir," says the Queen. She hangs up
and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Gore?"
"Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"
Upon returning home, he decides he'd better put some of his old friends
to the test. He calls Bill Clinton and says, "Hi, Bill, I wonder if you
can answer a question for me."
"Why, of course, Al. What's on your mind?"
"Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this
child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?" Clinton hems and haws
and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?"
Gore agrees and Clinton hangs up.
Clinton immediately calls members of his old staff, and they puzzle over
the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer.
Finally, in desperation, Clinton calls Colin Powell at the State
Department and explains his problem. "Now look here, your mother has a
child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother
or sister. Who is it?" Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of
course, you idiot."
Much relieved, Clinton rushes back to call Gore and exclaims. "I know
the answer Al! I know who it is! It's Colin Powell!!
And Gore replies in disgust, "Wrong, it's Tony Blair."
Labels: Clinton, Gore, humor, Powell
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